"We are a storytelling people. You call it lying, I call it culture."

overheard on MSN...

spezbaby says:
i used to do a lot of interpretive dance.

but it’s a warm rain says:
interpretive dance? lol

spezbaby says:
hey, i was good

but it’s a warm rain says:
what were you interpreting?

spezbaby says:
many things
it wasn't just once.

but it’s a warm rain says:
are you serious? did you actually do real interpretive dance?

spezbaby says:
i am not sure I should tell you. you seem to be such a sceptic.

but it’s a warm rain says:
well then you'll just have to prove me otherwise

spezbaby says:
i am masterful

but it’s a warm rain says:
did you wear tights?

spezbaby says:
one reviewer said they had never seen a sunrise until they saw me.

but it’s a warm rain says:
lol

spezbaby says:
i don't own tights.

but it’s a warm rain says:
did you keep the clipping?

spezbaby says:
it was online. you could probably find it if you wanted.

spezbaby says:
I haven't worn tights in years.
decades, even.

but it’s a warm rain says:
tights, interpretive dance....
there's a side to you that I never envisioned

spezbaby says:
Uh oh, one of the roomies is stirring
he is up and around
so he isn't dead
he is wobbling towards his bedroom.

but it’s a warm rain says:
no, such activity would certainly indicate he is not dead

spezbaby says:
well, I have seen enough zombie movies to not believe that.

but it’s a warm rain says:
zombies aren't real my friend

spezbaby says:
you've never seen me dance. I could make zombies come to life on stage.

but it’s a warm rain says:
lol

but it’s a warm rain says:
how old were you?
when you danced?

spezbaby says:
mid to late twenties, why?

but it’s a warm rain says:
I'm still not 100% sure that you're telling me the truth. I'm waiting for you to tell me that you're joking! do you have pictures?

spezbaby says:
I take my dance career very serious.

but it’s a warm rain says:
career?

spezbaby says:
no pictures, unfortunately

spezbaby says:
well, at one point I thought of it as a career

but it’s a warm rain says:
ok, now you must be pulling my leg.
career in dancing? Peter?
you now know that I expect you to be a fabulous dancer

spezbaby says:
well, it didn't work out,
but I am not bitter